I never mean to offend anyone but it generally
happens. When I do, I don’t generally realize what I’ve done. If you ever feel
I’ve offended you, do tell me in a civilized manner and I’ll see what I can do.
Great civilizations aren’t made by leaders and structures alone; they are made
by the people.
Once upon a time, when dragons still existed and
terrorized unfortunate idiotic villagers, when kings still forced their insipid
but lovely daughters to marry dorks for duty, when said princesses still
believed their Prince Charming would rescue them from a fate worse than death,
when Prince Charming had egos so big that it blocked the sun and their view of
dragons flying straight at them, there lived a princess. And this…is her
story. (Look mummy I’m a princess.) Welcome to my world.
